Fake Butt, Fake Boobs, Fake Bump…Who Cares?

Entering the world of stardom, it is a well known fact that there are a lot of things that may change about a person. A taste of the limelight can alter personalities turning a golden child into a crazed maniac or an honest, wholesome person into one of the most untrustworthy individuals that ever walked this Earth. Fame and fortune can also lead to changes in a person’s physical appearance too, sending many running straight to the “magic needle” to get those high cheekbones and full lips that they have been dying for.

Fake butts and breasts have been hot commodities for years now, even to the point where no celebrities can catch a break. It is assumed that everything about them is false. It’s gotten so bad that they are now being accused of rockin’ bulging baby bumps, just for the hell of it.

The most recent buzz has been centered on Beyonce’ Knowles and her baby bump. Rumors claimed that the singer has been rockin’ a fake bump to get us. Yeah, Bey is walking around in a hot body suit, pretending like she is expecting a child. Sensing the sarcasm in my voice I’m sure.

Now tell me why this has made more headlines than the O.J. Simpson trial?

Bey’s bump as stirred up so much chatter amongst the good, the bad and the nosey, I can only imagine what will be said when the child is actually born. The rumors will be sure to fly left and right then.

Other celebrities have been called out for falsifications of the figure too. Nicki Minaj’s butt is still under question as we speak. But really, why do we care so much?

Is whether or not Beyonce’ is faking her pregnancy news that’s worth being plastered all over the Internet and television?

Let’s get hype about the things that happen in Hollywood that are actually ground-breaking events.

A chart-topping singer breaking a record for their album sells…News worthy.

An NFL star starting a charity for kids in Africa…News worthy.

True, a lot of people read things for entertainment purposes only. I get it. But you have got to admit that some “news” takes ridiculousness to a whole different level.