Rich Homie Quan Attacks Bouncer & Flees Scene in a Boat, Says Police Report

In what is definitely one of the weirdest stories in recent memory, Rich Homie Quan allegedly punched a bouncer at a Miami Beach club and promptly fled the scene in a boat.

According to a Miami Beach police report provided to Billboard, Dequantes Lamar -- the Atlanta rapper who goes by Rich Homie Quan -- reportedly assaulted a bouncer at Fontainebleau: Liv nightclub while trying to gain entry early Monday morning.

The fight started when the bouncer told him the club was at capacity and he needed to go to the front entrance. According to the police report, Quan "balled his hands" and shouted, "I'm Rich Homie Quan and I'm a rich millionaire, bitch, I'm coming through these doors I'm with Flo Rida!"

After being told once more to go to the main entracte, Quan reportedly punched the bouncer twice, giving him a "broken nose and a bloody lip," and then punched him once more in the back of his head.

After getting phsyical, the report states that Quan "fled east towards the dock" where he boarded a boat named "Renegade" with "bright neon blue lights" and made his getaway. In a boat. Like a character in a video game or someone from Miami Vice.